This Week in Subtlety: Episode 2
And now, it's time for...
THIS WEEK IN
SUBTLETY!
Brought to you by your pals at My Network TV!
This week's episode is The Restaurant. Can you guess what product is being advertised here?
Did you catch it? I know, it's so subtle! Well, to help you out, here's a multiple choice for you. Was it:
A) 80's Flashback (tm) Hollywood Sunglasses--now on sale at Dollar General for just .50 a pair!
B) Greasy Kid's Stuff Styling Gel.
C) Nutrageous -- Peter Bergman's favorite candy bar.
D) French's Spicy Brown
Mustard
While you're mulling that over, your buddies at MyNetworkTV invite you to tune in tonight for all-new episodes of American Heiress and Saints and Sinners. Because nothing says great programming strategy like a telenovela that only airs once a week. Watch as these two shows build to their exciting climax--which, at this rate, should occur right around Easter. So, tune in--unless Greg Meidel gets a hard-on--then it's two more hours of Hooters Challenge!
And now, back to our quiz...
The answer was D. French's Spicy Brown Mustard. If you answered D, congratulations! You are one sharp, eagle-eyed dude or dudette! If you answered A, B, or C, don't worry. This was a toughie. But you'll get em next time, champ!